The perfect movie review doesn’t….
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The perfect movie review doesn’t….
@petrillic There's one on Netflix too?
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The perfect movie review doesn’t….
@petrillic should I outlive the cockroaches, I will never come up with anything that brilliant.
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@petrillic @kcarruthers Although I appreciate this for how topical/current it is, my personal favourite remains the review someone gave the abysmal sequel to the anime OAV series Bubblegum Crisis.
The sequel was called Bubblegum Crash.
The review in question: “And it DID.”
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The perfect movie review doesn’t….
@petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.
- Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell
- The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot
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@petrillic
in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy
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@petrillic another Nazi zombie movie? No thanks.
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@petrillic Something that finally tops the review for Doolittle...
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@petrillic It is a bribe from Bezos, therefore Amazno, not Netflix.
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I wonder when the CAM version is going to hit the pirate streaming services?
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The perfect movie review doesn’t….
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The perfect movie review doesn’t….
@petrillic Nobody does it better than Variety. Their best line since "Hicks Nix Sticks Pix"
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@petrillic why waste time on melanie when we have one battle after another
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@petrillic I wish I could find the cite for this! Anyone got a link?
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@phraktalz @petrillic @kcarruthers Chortle. Sometimes less is more indeed.
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@petrillic the what documentary
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@petrillic
in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy@softwarecoder @petrillic ...from FIFA?
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@petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.
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@petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.
- Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell
- The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot
They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).
It's still funny.
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@petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.
- Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell
- The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot
@neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.
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@petrillic Lol!
