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  • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

    The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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    @petrillic another Nazi zombie movie? No thanks.

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    • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

      The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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      @petrillic Something that finally tops the review for Doolittle...

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      • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

        The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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        @petrillic It is a bribe from Bezos, therefore Amazno, not Netflix.

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          I wonder when the CAM version is going to hit the pirate streaming services?
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          • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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            @petrillic

            😬

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            • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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              @petrillic Nobody does it better than Variety. Their best line since "Hicks Nix Sticks Pix"

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              • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                @petrillic why waste time on melanie when we have one battle after another

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                • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

                  The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                  @petrillic I wish I could find the cite for this! Anyone got a link?

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                  • phraktalzP phraktalz

                    @arcadiagt5 @petrillic @kcarruthers

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                    @phraktalz @petrillic @kcarruthers Chortle. Sometimes less is more indeed. 🙂

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                    • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                      @petrillic the what documentary

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                        @petrillic
                        in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

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                        @softwarecoder @petrillic ...from FIFA?

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                        • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

                          The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                          @petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.

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                          • Neil KandalgaonkarN Neil Kandalgaonkar

                            @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

                            - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

                            - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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                            @neilk @petrillic

                            They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).

                            It's still funny.

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                            • Neil KandalgaonkarN Neil Kandalgaonkar

                              @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

                              - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

                              - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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                              @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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                              • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                                @petrillic Lol!

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                                • 🇨🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🌍🔬🧬N 🇨🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🌍🔬🧬

                                  @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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                                  @NicknamesOfGod Yeah. Jokes, for non-professionals, should be shared and copied and reused.

                                  but then just…. do the bit.

                                  Don’t wrap it in one dull meme form (the perfect X doesn’t exist…) and then screenshot another meme that tried to make it sound like there was an eppppicccc clapback in a major news site, that neither you nor your audience read

                                  Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

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                                  • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                                    @petrillic
                                    I know that’s an old joke, but it still made me laugh!

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                                    • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                                      @petrillic

                                      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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                                      • Kevin P. FlemingK Kevin P. Fleming

                                        @petrillic There's one on Netflix too?

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                                        @kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it

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                                        • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                                          @petrillic were so sick of these freaks terrorizing everyone who have little, and acting like Marie Antoinette.

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