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  • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

    The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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    @petrillic Nobody does it better than Variety. Their best line since "Hicks Nix Sticks Pix"

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    • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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      @petrillic why waste time on melanie when we have one battle after another

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      • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

        The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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        @petrillic I wish I could find the cite for this! Anyone got a link?

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        • phraktalzP phraktalz

          @arcadiagt5 @petrillic @kcarruthers

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          @phraktalz @petrillic @kcarruthers Chortle. Sometimes less is more indeed. 🙂

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          • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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            @petrillic the what documentary

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              @petrillic
              in Spain lots of publicity for the propaganda movie. Of course this movie is set to get a lot of Grammy award nominations and win a Grammy

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              @softwarecoder @petrillic ...from FIFA?

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              • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

                The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                @petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.

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                • Neil KandalgaonkarN Neil Kandalgaonkar

                  @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

                  - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

                  - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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                  @neilk @petrillic

                  They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).

                  It's still funny.

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                  • Neil KandalgaonkarN Neil Kandalgaonkar

                    @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

                    - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

                    - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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                    @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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                    • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                      @petrillic Lol!

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                      • 🇨🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🌍🔬🧬N 🇨🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 🌍🔬🧬

                        @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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                        @NicknamesOfGod Yeah. Jokes, for non-professionals, should be shared and copied and reused.

                        but then just…. do the bit.

                        Don’t wrap it in one dull meme form (the perfect X doesn’t exist…) and then screenshot another meme that tried to make it sound like there was an eppppicccc clapback in a major news site, that neither you nor your audience read

                        Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

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                        • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

                          The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                          @petrillic
                          I know that’s an old joke, but it still made me laugh!

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                          • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

                            The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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                            @petrillic

                            👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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                            • Kevin P. FlemingK Kevin P. Fleming

                              @petrillic There's one on Netflix too?

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                              @kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it

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                              • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                                @petrillic were so sick of these freaks terrorizing everyone who have little, and acting like Marie Antoinette.

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                                • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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                                  @petrillic Thought it was Amazon / mgm?

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                                  • Noortje Van LeeuwenN Noortje Van Leeuwen

                                    @kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it

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                                    @Noortjevee @kevin @petrillic Netflix funded it

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                                    • kwyxzK kwyxz

                                      @petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.

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                                      @kwyxz @petrillic Yes, it's a joke.

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