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Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs

  • Runes

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    wizard: i cast firebolt
  • nah i can sacrifice a familiar to cast it.

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    nah i can sacrifice a familiar to cast it. i don’t like the raven one.
  • Which is a "th" sound, resulting in: the

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    Which is a “th” sound, resulting in: the
  • A DM's Bioshock Goon - Not what you think

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    … Why sheogorath? I know his lyrics are fire but he’s got nothing to do with the text here
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    A part from including psychosis and neurosis into my characters, I would, as a rule, just avoid conflict with other players. If the druid seemed even halfway interested I’d just decide my fighter was an elitist about using greatswords only and avoid elmo. I’d sniff out the DM’s plan. The DM is the true opponent and I’d be ever vigilant. And/or dead. A lot of dead. Mostly dead.
  • I didn't realize they did in Pathfinder.

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    and you can’t use it to hold items Aw…
  • Playadin

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    It’s more an organization of like-minded individuals that get issued kinky uniforms
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    they turn to stone when exposed to sunlight so wouldn’t it be logical to think fire might turn them into stone?
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    The dwarven lockpick (Adamantium hammer) is an adventuring staple for a reason; its fun and empowering to pick locks barbarian style.
  • Falamshar the Kalashtar

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    Because the internet has a thing for identifying with assholes. Look at Rick Sanchez or Dennis Renolds or Starship Troopers or Warhammer 40K or Helldivers. Take any character or group that’s explicitly coded as terrible in the source material, hand it to the Internet, and they’ll start making memes about it and eventually unironically decide that character is legitimately great actually. And the people spamming the shit everywhere will always act as though such a thing could never happen. Meanwhile in the US…
  • Sending 101

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    Sending is a spell in dnd where you can only use 25 words per cast
  • That's a good wisdom

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    If your ball is too big for your mouth, It’s not yours.
  • That'sa spicy meat-a-ball

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    If the throat of a Kraken is anything like a shark you’ll be taking A (dm specified) LOT of bludgeoning damage each turn. Good luck on those concentration saving throws.
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    Had a bit of a google, and apparently it’s only agglutination if it’s a small morpheme, mostly only a single sound, that’s added permanently to a word. So for example, “an ewt” became “a newt” or “a eke-name” became “a nickname”. What German does is compound words. Here whole words (not just small morphemes) are added ad-hoc (and not permanently). You will not find a “Donaudampfschiffkapitänsmütze” in a dictionary. That’s not a “real” word. That’s just jumbling a bunch of words together ad-hoc to be used once and that’s it. Like when you string multiple words together in a sentence. Sometimes specific words strung together are used so frequently that they become their own word with their own distinct meaning (z.B. Zeitgeist, which consists of Zeit+Geist (Time+Spirit), or Kindergarten, which consists of Kinder+Garten (Children+Garden)). But initially, it’s just joining words. This is what Wikipedia has to say about that: As a member of the Germanic family of languages, English is unusual in that even simple compounds made since the 18th century tend to be written in separate parts. This would be an error in other Germanic languages such as Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, German, and Dutch. However, this is merely an orthographic convention: as in other Germanic languages, arbitrary noun phrases, for example “girl scout troop”, “city council member”, and “cellar door”, can be made up on the spot and used as compound nouns in English too. For example, German Donau­dampfschifffahrts­gesellschafts­kapitän would be written in English as “Danube steamship transport company captain” and not as “Danube­steamship­transportcompany­captain”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compound_(linguistics)
  • Good BBEG backstory though

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    That’s why I got into necromancy! Bring them back, roast them, and now they have to (un)live with it forever
  • Aaaaaaaand fight

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    Exactly what I came here for. [image: 33ac90ce-b4a7-4650-9739-d3824bc946f6.gif]
  • Backstory problems

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    Better still: all the players think they’ve made bard PCs. 🤌
  • And pizza on Fridays

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    And pizza on Fridays
  • Get your card today!

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    SundrayS
    “How do I find the most powerful spell books?” “Don’t worry. If they’re powerful enough, they’ll find you.”
  • Ah that's whats going on

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    Fwiw I also think using it the “wrong” way is perfectly defensible - I’m okay with things evolving beyond their original context!